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Every sun sign in astrology also has its dark side, so the first thing I do when I fall in love is take that person’s date of birth. I want to know how that person is going to treat me once the first flower of love has disappeared from the rose. Most of us are familiar with the positive personality traits of each sign, i.e. Leos are warm, fun, affectionate, Geminis are ambitious, witty, charming and intelligent, but few of us are aware of the dark side. of each sign. Only here in the psychic realm will you learn the honest truth about your loved one’s personality and what is the ABSOLUTE WORST that can happen… so be careful because…

An ARROGANT ARIES will tell you how much he loves you, but at the same time, that you need to be eliminated because you are standing in the way of his plans for total world domination. He will also leave his dirty socks and burn the toast.

A TOTALITARIAN TAURUS will brag and brag and bully you into submission, but just a few words of sarcasm from you and you’ll find him curled up in a fetal position crying in the closet. Also, a Taurus can’t have sex without picking a fight first.

A WORDABLE GEMINI will steal your money and then help you find it. He will also make up wild stories about your supposed bisexuality and tell them to his friends. A master of miscommunication will keep you home alone, by the phone, waiting for his call.

A CALLED CANCER will give you a gift and then make you pay for it, not with money, but with sexual favors, emotional blackmail, and pieces of your own soul. An expert kidnapper, a Cancer uses self-pity and sarcasm to torture his victims and lock them in a prison of low self-esteem.

A LAZY LEO will go to great lengths to woo you… date you, charm you, move in with you, get you pregnant, and spend Christmas dinner with your family, however, while filling out a job application, they still check the box that says their status. He is single “.

AN AVENGER VIRGO will frown at your liking and then slowly begin to mold you into his vision of the perfect woman. You will never be able to please him, but if you try to leave, he will haunt you for the rest of your life to try and win you back.

A LUCKY LIBRA is the first to tell you “I love you but I’m not in love with you.” She might as well pee on your leg and then tell you it’s raining… soon you get the feeling she’s keeping her options open in case someone better comes along…

A DISTRESSING SCORPION is voted most likely to try to talk you into having sex without a condom. Later in the relationship, he will also try to convince you that having three-way sex with a hired prostitute is the only way to save your relationship.

A FOOLISH SAGITTARIUS will chase and court you until he has pierced you with his arrow of love. You will soon realize that you are just another skin on this hunter’s belt after he tells you all of his plans for his next romantic conquest shortly after having sex with you.

A CAPITALIST CAPRICORN will coldly pretend that he is in love with you, as long as you are useful to him in terms of social or business connections. This social climber doesn’t want a girlfriend, he wants a pretty parrot with no mind of her own who faithfully repeats what she says…

AN ASSININE AQUARIUS will talk for hours and hours about their deep connection as soulmates and then forget their birthday. Easily distracted by pretty colors and bright things, this frivolous male is easily led astray by other women.

A godly Pisces can only be described as “Christ on the outside, Satan on the inside.” This long-suffering martyr has a Ph.D. in codependency and knows how to lure women with glowing promises. However, once you take the bait, you are forever trapped in the belly of the beast.

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